[GM]Dave (Humor)

[Taodyn]

Since several people here enjoyed A Smithy's Life, I'd like to introduce another FFXI humor blog.

Bannable Offenses

It's the journal of a new GM named Dave who has a short attention span and an even shorter fuse.

I hope you like it.

[PotentPotables]

Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)

Frickin hilarious...

Wife almost slapped me from laffin at the HNM call...

[Tsikuro]

Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)

Since several people here enjoyed A Smithy's Life, I'd like to introduce another FFXI humor blog.

Bannable Offenses

It's the journal of a new GM named Dave who has a short attention span and an even shorter fuse.

I hope you like it.

Oh my god. XDXDXD

[GM]Dave>> Hail, Adventurer! Pleasant days.
Player>> Hail, Game Master. How does the day find you?
[GM]Dave>> Uhh... good.
[GM]Dave>> How about we cut the roleplay?
Player>> Oh, cool.
[GM]Dave>> So, what's up?
Player>> This guy stole all of my gil.
[GM]Dave>> Damn.
[GM]Dave>> How'd he steal your gil?
Player>> I traded it to him.

XDXDXD

[Thoronas]

Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)

ahahahaha I LOVE the hnm entry for the simple fact someone posted a comment saying how much GMs suck and thinking the blog was legit. I don't care if the person was being sarcastic it's still funny as hell.

[Taskmage]

Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)

Similar stuff from a while back:
http://www.ffxionline.com/forums/ffx...e.vol.1.a.html

Double Post Edited:
Btw ... impersonating a GM! BANNED!

[Rones]

Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)

Very funny stuff.

[TheMidg]

Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)

Fucking win lol

[Spazz]

Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)

ok... ok.... my buddy and I just read these and we could not stop laughing... we have started to work on a few flash animations based off [GM]Dave! Yay for too much free time!

[Zigan]

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Is this a real GM? i dont care either he is or not i couldn't stop laughing! X'D That's real humour right there.

[Intensity]

Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)

You know how GM armor has that cool shimmer effect? That's not an effect. It's bottled up rage.

Pure hilarity.

[Taskmage]

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Oh my god I almost died reading the fish bot post.

[Taodyn]

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Is it wrong that I would have taken your untimely demise as a compliment?

[Taskmage]

Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)

If we're to take hentai villians as an example, then yes. Sowing death by pleasure is evil, and delighting in it is wrong.

It's ok though, I don't blame you. ^^

[zerofighter777]

Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)

That almost got me in trouble at work for laughing to loud lol . This line should be put to use....

Seriously. If you are going to place a GM call (or be a ***), save yourself some time and follow these simple steps:

1) delete your character
2) delete your content ID
3) uninstall the game
4) set your computer on fire


This should be a general rule for ALOT of players period.

[Omni]

Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)

There was something sorta like this somewhere, I really cant recall where I read it. It personifies all the hnms in the game, like fafnir, nidhogg, tiamat, vrtra, etc etc and it basically is a chat room log of what they think about us players. it's pretty darn funny. Fafnir always gets pwnd for some reason and all the other wyrms laugh at him.