Zedro's first trip into Vana'diel

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HAR HAR I AM ZORRO....well, not quite.

Well this is a little-wittle of my journal around San D'oria and Ronfaure. In other words, a clueless n00b whos wandering around. :sweat:

Lets begin. BTW don't post till i'm done, i don't have a fancy-shmancy ftp server to upload everything on.


This is me, notice my shimmering long brown hair and n00b armor, now if only i was a women i could star in one of those hair-care product commecials.

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As i was wandering around Ronfaure, i saw a really cute bunny with freakish eyes hopping around. I thought to myself "I wander what will happen if i tap it with my sword" but i accidently sliced the poor thing in half. I cried and decided to bury it, but as soon as i walked up to it, it disappered!! Shocking eh?

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Rumor has it is that if you actually kill these poor things, you might LEVEL UP! I wasen't sure what that meant but i didn't want to kill them. So i decided to walk up to one and keep it as my wittle pet, but it attacked me! It actually attacked me! All i did was attack it first and it attacked back! What kind of creature attacks back? Stupid creatures thats what. Then, something amazing happend, big big BIG letters in pretty fonts with booming fanfare appeared on the screen, i thought "oh god i'm dead!!!....wait, no i'm not, i'm alive, AND STRONGER!" I liked the feeling, it was simply orgasmic.

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When no one was looking, i quickly lay on the floor and pretended i was dead, just as a joke, then i realized i was dead. :dead:

I thought to myself "Hey, if i'm dead, then i can finally see what the after-life is like!" Turns out it looks exactly like my previous life. Weird eh?

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I'd like to call this picture. "Breezy"

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This has nothing to do with my journal. @_@;

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While i was walking around, a huge ugly orc grappler thingy attacked me, i barely made it out alive.

I swore to have my revenge. REVENGE MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! :mad:

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While PTing with my friend, i noticed there were dead huge sheep, EVERYWHERE, who could of done this? WHO?! Do you know who?

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Still wondering....

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I decided to get to know some of the NCPs by doing a "poking spree"

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Poke...

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More Pokage...

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...... This was caused by the follow command....yep.

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Well, until next time guys.

*tries to make the infamous " t-t-t-t-thats all folks" farewell but fails *

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PRetty good there.....looking for more.....like your writing style.