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  • #2
    Re: What would you do if your chocobo looked like this...

    Seppuku


    (I really hope people can understand the word Sarcasm.)

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    • #3
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      Wow... I must be tired. I actually had to look at the for a moment before I realized that it was a guy in a costume standing up.... wow my brain is fried.

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      • #4
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        I'd tell it to get a haircut


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        • #5
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          I would request rule 34.
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          • #6
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            Give up chocobo raising.

            or ask the Half-Galka/Half-Taru to get off his back so I could try to nurse him back to health. Look at that molting and swelling!

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            • #7
              Re: What would you do if your chocobo looked like this...

              The chocobo itself looks like it has mange. Or perhaps alopecia. :/ Poor chocobo.

              Also it can't help to have that jackass riding on it. That'll make anyone's feathers/fur/hair fall out.

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              • #8
                Re: What would you do if your chocobo looked like this...

                Take up drinking as a full time occupation. From there, I'd probably move onto harder stuff like becoming a Cubs fan, jogging into oncoming traffic, and voting Republican.

                Seriously though, this wouldn't be a half bad Halloween costume if he'd actually managed to dress himself from the waist up, too. Murphie's right, that does look like some freakish Galka/Taru hybrid on top of it. It's the Hot Topicish "X" tatoo/doodle on the hand that freaks me out the most. This chocobo baggage/tumor is not punk rock!

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                • #9
                  Re: What would you do if your chocobo looked like this...

                  Originally posted by Kitalrez View Post
                  Seriously though, this wouldn't be a half bad Halloween costume if he'd actually managed to dress himself from the waist up, too. Murphie's right, that does look like some freakish Galka/Taru hybrid on top of it. It's the Hot Topicish "X" tatoo/doodle on the hand that freaks me out the most. This chocobo baggage/tumor is not punk rock!
                  I actually did see some girl at my school weare a costume similar to that for Halloween in my senior year, so I think this costume can be bought at stores. Although I think this guy did add a few touches of his own to it to make it look more chocobo-like (it's supposed to be an ostrich by the way). But anyway, if you that thing blew your mind when you first saw it in picture, imagine what it would be like to see someone walking down the halls of a school in a costume like that! It honestly to me a few moments before I knew what I was looking at!
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                  • #10
                    Re: What would you do if your chocobo looked like this...

                    I honestly thought it was some guy in a Chocobo costume being ridden by the dude at first. Til I realized that the dudes legs were a little off and cartoonish. >.>

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                    • #11
                      Re: What would you do if your chocobo looked like this...

                      lol ditto

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                      • #12
                        Re: What would you do if your chocobo looked like this...

                        Originally posted by Kitalrez View Post
                        Halloween costume if he'd actually managed to dress himself from the waist up, too. Murphie's right, that does look like some freakish Galka/Taru hybrid on top of it. It's the Hot Topicish "X" tatoo/doodle on the hand that freaks me out the most. This chocobo baggage/tumor is not punk rock!
                        Its a tat? I thought it was just a markered 'X' b/c he was at a bar and was a minor.

                        As for what I'd do with the choco....chocoburgers anyone? Screw the diseased meat, hot enough grill and you'll be just fine. Serve with a nice Taru puree' and you'll be having one fine dinner. (Note: apply ketchup liberally)

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                        • #13
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                          wtf is PETA?

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                          • #14
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                            Originally posted by mytoy View Post
                            wtf is PETA?
                            "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals"
                            Sounds like a noble enough cause, but unfortunately, some of them are completely freakin psycho.

                            As for what I'd do if I had a choco that looked like that - 3 words:

                            Kentucky Fried Chocobo

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                            • #15
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                              http://www.petakillsanimals.com
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